Текст: Alice Cooper. Zipper Catches Skin. No Baloney Homosapiens.

Hey you out there in outer space
You're looking at some style and grace
The blood and gutty human race
Well, come on down here to meet us

And all you sightings up there in the sky
Feel free to drop in anytime
Anytime you're just kinda passin' by
And you get the urge that you want to see us

Oh, we're fun and games
Just guys and just dames
But don't call us names
And most of all, please don't eat us

'Cause we're no baloney, homosapiens
We ain't phoney
Oh, we're no baloney homosapiens

Listen, just 'cause you got more ears than eyes
That just gives you more places to cry
And acutely hear all the moans and sighs
Of the relatives of the people you disintegrated

And don't you say we're easy prey
'Cause buddy, that's the day
Your underestimation will defeat you
But don't worry, we're civilized and we won't eat you

'Cause we're no baloney, we're homosapiens
We ain't no phoney
Yeah, we're no baloney homosapiens

We're black and white, you're green and blue
Well, we're all right, so are you? I think
My blood's thick red, you bleed black glue
So, let's not bleed at all, is that all right with you?

Yes, we're no baloney, we're homosapiens
We're not phoney
Yeah, we're no baloney homosapiens
Yes, we're no baloney, homosapiens

Take it back with you
We're no baloney homosapiens
No baloney, homosapiens