Текст: Del The Funky Homosapien. Pissin' On Your Steps.

Pissin' on your steps

It's D E L Tha Funkee Homosapien to the rescue
I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
Dancers back on soul train
And ya know soul train, get the phat doodie stain

Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
Using step 1 and step 2 to keep the show valid
Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots
And realize a hammer's just a mallet

Toss him like a salad 'cause he ain't truly gifted
Now the party's lifted by the crew hieroglyphics
Golly-wolly, not another Elvis and Priscilla
Ice is cool but I can't stand vanilla

Because he takes a style and tries to mock it
Ain't nothin' personal, G, but I'm kinda into chocolate
It's all about the black and it's like that
And I'm so laid back 'cause I smoked a phat sack

Plus I'm almost through and done with a
Whole 40-dog of Old English 800
Now I peep ya concept, ya think ya got a rep?
Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps

Ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh, pissin' on your steps

[Incomprehensible] I don't think so
[Incomprehensible] I don't think so

No Del is not a mean fellow
Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
See I'm rather mellow, some call it lazy
Me and myself and I ain't with the daisies

'Cause I'm no goddamn flower
And every single dancer in circumference receives a golden shower
I'm here to insult the hip hop John Travolta
Ya think ya all that but really you're shorter than a midget

I don't fidget, with the ballet, fuck a dancer
Because that's what my pals say
And brothers don't shake ya rumps
Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts

Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya
Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind
Blasted all out like a feline

See I'm givin' you advice make ya think twice
'Cause dance groups don't last past minute rice
So change ya concept acquire some skills on the mic
While I'm pissin' on your steps

Ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh, pissin' on your steps

I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak

Who do you think you are
Pissin' on your steps?
Who do you think you are
Pissin' on your steps?

Who do you think you are
Pissin' on your steps?
Who do you think you are, ooh