Текст: Eric Michael Jones. I Never Cheated On You.

I went out dancing with my wife
One of the great joys of my life
We did the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone
Stopped for a snack on our way home

Miniskirt waitress brought my pie
My eye crawled halfway up her thigh
Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife
My wife said you better pray for your life
?cause you know I?m the jealous kind
So keep your mind off her behind
I said baby I am a stand-up guy
I had the ultimate reply

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain?t that dumb
But the night?s still young

Down at the beach a Georgia peach
In a red bikini was throwin? heat
Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook
?scuse me while I have a look

She said ?honey I don?t want to cause a fight
But I?ve also got a God-given right
So what do you think of that muscle man?
He?s got a real cute smile and an awesome tan?
Got no opinion, ain?t my thing
I knew she was just throwing me a zing
I could tell by her evil grin
And by the way she was twirling her wedding ring


I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain?t that dumb
But the night?s still young

She?s my sugar and I?m her honey
We tease each other ?cause we think it?s funny
Everyone craves a little spice
But being married to you is awfully nice

Never cheated on her you ask me why
I never want to see my baby cry
Some things you can?t do alone
Like the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain?t that dumb
But the night?s still young

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
No baby, I ain?t that dumb
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain?t that dumb
Oh lookout? the night?s still young

© Eric Michael Jones [ASCAP]