Текст: Hermann Lammers Meyer. Other. Country Music Lover.

Refr:
Oh, I realy thought that I learend to love her
I even took her home to meet my mother
That?s why it breaks my heart to discover
That she ain t a country music lover

Verses:
Well I already knew that we disagreed on politics and religion
And it realy did nt bother me too much when I found out she did nt like to go fishing
The trouble all started with all them phonograph records I bought her
Like she thought Kitty Wells was a place a cat goes to get water

But friends it didn t take me long to realize that this ole girl was in a fog
She even thought that Ferlin Husky was some kind of Eskimo Dog
She thought the Texas Troubadours were President Bush`s fans
She even thought that Ernest Tubb was a sincere place to take a bath

Just to think that she d been to college and travelling around the world
then the nerve to ask me if Bobby Bare was a strip tease girl
But what realy got my goat and made me explode
Would you beleave that she thought Johnny Cash was money you find in a commode

Man , talk about being dence , squirly ain t the word
Well, she thinks Pete Drake is a duck, Western Union is a cowboys s underwear
Oh I don t know what it is?