Текст: KMFDM. Angst. Sucks.

We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJ's, they're making us ill

Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue

Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper
'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan if you turn it around

Hey Satan its En Esh talking down/now, let me know whats going on man,
call-call me anytime man, anytime man, I dont know its your call ??

You might think we're stupid but we're way above it
We don't give a shit and the kids just love it

We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks