Текст: King. Trevor.

Note: This is a parody of Umbrella (Cinderella Remix) By Rihanna, Chirs Brown, And Jay-Z

[Jay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea KING)
Ahuh Ahuh (Royalty Gone Bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No girls in my dorm
Let it rain, I was born on a farm
Coming down with the Dow Fones
When the girls come we gone, we Rockin betta
We softer than feather
And G9's ain't better, Do you know me?
In precipitation, never in relation. Save coins for the rainy day
Gay, FruitCup is back with little Ms. SheMale
Ciara where you at?

[Rihanna]
We'll Never Know
Why She Was Born A Joe
Might be in magazines
But she'll still be a joke
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see what she has
Bow Wow turned on the light
And now she wants to fight
Because?

[Chorus]
Ciara is such a man
only has one lonely fan
Bow Wow found out she's a Tran
now she only hangs out with a can
Now that it's raining more than ever
we'll laugh at Ciara forever
Because Ciara's real name is Trevor
Cause Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh eh eh eh

[Chris Brown]
You're becoming a dream to me
You used to be my fantasy
Nothing can ever compare
An image to my memory
Told me you were a man "What do you mean?"

Thought I want to be with you
but when Bow Wow said you were queer

That's something that I fear.
Because?

[Chorus - Chris Brown]
Ciara is such a man
only has one lonely fan
Bow Wow found out she's a Tran
now she only hangs out with a can
Now that it's raining more than ever
we'll laugh at Ciara forever
Because Ciara's real name is Trevor
Cause Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh eh eh eh

[Jay-Z]
I'm glad you liked Bow Wow
Guess who I'm bout to cut now
I wonder how
There's no distance between our fame
Except our sex is the same
I'll be all you hate and more
Because?

[Chorus]
Ciara is such a man
only has one lonely fan
Bow Wow found out she's a Tran
now she only hangs out with a can
Now that it's raining more than ever
we'll laugh at Ciara forever
Because Ciara's real name is Trevor
Cause Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh
Ciara's real name is Trevor evor evor eh eh eh eh eh eh
She's fakin' (fakin')
Ooh baby she's fakin' (fakin')
Baby don't cry on me (oh)
Get off of me
She's fakin' (na na)
Oh baby she's fakin' (na na)
Sorry that you got played
But back away

(Chris Brown Talking)
I'm sorry that you got played Bow we got your back. Peace.