Текст: Bette Midler. Perfect Isn't Easy.

Girl, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy but it's me
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must

Some minor adjustments darling
Not for my vanity but for humanity
Each little step a pose

See, how the breeding shows
Sometimes, it's too much for even me
When all of the world says yes

Then, who am I to say no?
Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl
No, girl, you need a pro

Not a flea or a flaw, take a peek at that paw
La, da-da, dee, dee, da
Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?

Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed
(Yeah)
Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classy
We're not talkin' Lassie

La, ah, ooh, aroo
Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff
Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-arow

Though many covet my bone and bowl
They're barkin' up the wrong tree
You pretty pups all over the city

I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty
Perfect, my dear, is me