Текст: New Kids On The Block. Merry, Merry Christmas. Funky, Funky, Xmas.

Ho, ho, ho, oh, Little Train, my little elf, another great Christmas
Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year
So, let's have a funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time
We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme
Danny D, are you ready? Ready as I'll ever be

Steady, you know it, Joey Joe is ready
Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on
We got a funky, funky Christmas going on

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

Funky Christmas and a funky New Year
I swear we got ourselves a party here
Girls on the floor, knows our posse at the door
Should I stop? Nah cool, here's more

Of this song, a funky Christmas melody
'Cause Jordan K feels oh so Christmasey
Throw your hands in the air, now pause
Kick the ballistics Santa Claus

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve
I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe
St. Nick, by the fireplace
Dusting off his beard with a frown on his face

He said, hay, said what? He said, you, I said what?
He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my box
So, now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down
So Santa won't get burned

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

Yo, MC Santa, you didn't know my boy Donny
Could play percussion, did you?
I didn't have a clue
Yeah, get busy Donny
Hey, check this out Little Train
Ho ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho, break it down

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

Slipping and sliding through the city streets
Of Bean Town, getting down to the Christmas beat
It's Danny D, I'm here with Christmas cheer
No feeling to end the party of the year

It's going, I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing
It's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing
Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing
Swinging, everybody start singing

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

It's Christmas, can you swing this?
Funky dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?
Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for
And you almost missed, huh
Funky Christmas and a happy New Year
How could you be booing it, when Donnie D's doing it?

Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky Christmas

Ho, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf, Little Train
Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
We gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes
Where's my list?