Текст: The Queers. Love Songs For The Retarded. Ursula Finally Has Tits.

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When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
And we all love her - Ursula
We all love her
Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited!
'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright
Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight
Ursula finally has tits - Now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits
She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
And we all love her - Ursula
We all love her - Ursula
Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited!
'Cause Ursula finally has tits - etc...