Текст: Todd Rundgren. I Went to The Mirror.

I went to the mirror this morning
I looked in the mirror instead
The first thing to come to focus
The first thing to come to focus
Was a face wrapped all around my head

There's something sticking out of the middle
I guess it's my nose, I suppose
I just don't recognize those eyes
All these years, I've been watching from the other side

Uh, oh, here I go, thinking of them crazy thoughts again
Who is that there? You mean I've been walking around
In that, all these years?
What's it all about? Where's it all at?
I don't want to get heavy but what am I doing here? Uh

My lip has a dark spot upon it
My teeth look like plastic in chips
And there, on my chin, I discover
There, on my chin, I discover
One lone, lonely red and arrogant zit

I went about my business this morning
You got to get out of bed and make that bread
But try as I may to get away
I won't forget what I seen in the mirror today
I won't forget what I seen in the mirror today
I won't forget what I seen in the mirror today

I seen, I seen my eyes, I, I seen my nose
I seen my lips, my teeth, my, my gums, I seen my gums
I looked all the way down my throat, I said I, I looked at my ears
I looked real hard at my ears, I looked at my hair
I think I'm going bald