Текст: Screeching Weasel. Kill The Musicians. I Wanna Be A Homosexual.

I got a little lisp
and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag
and I think I wanna be a faggot now
A mincing ninny
A prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream
A nancy boy with wings
I wanna be a homosexual
Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing
When you see phonk dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference
Mr. Cream rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather fag
To take you out in drag
Call me a faggot-

Call me a butt-loving-fudge-packing-queer
I don't care
Cause it's the straight in straght edge
That makes me want to drink a beer
And be a pansy a homo
Sock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing
When you see studs with tight jeans
pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts: You wear short shorts
Your so full of shit
Why dont you admit, that you dont have
the balls to be a queer