Текст: Skaz One. That's Life. Armani Code & Trees.

I smoke more than Janice Joplin//
I smoke more weed than the city of compton//
I smoke so much I can hardly stand//
and when I use a volcano I fill up garbage bags//
I smoke more than a bunch of jamacains//
I'll fire upa blunt next to a gas station//
toss the roach in a puddle and make it explode//
still wont be as much smoke as the clouds i blow//
I smoke more than a cancer patient//
I smoke like i live inside of my parents basement//
smoke more kush than fuckin george bush//
and smoke more purple than fuckin steve erkle//
so dont grab the joint that im chiefin on//
cuz im a weed fiend like im cheech and chong//
i smoke more weed than anyone around me//
fire up more bomb than the big lebowski//

I smoke pot like my name is bill clinton//
i smoke like my van's overheated engine//
i smoke more than a forest fire//
and im higher than god and im finna get higher//
i smoke more than a doctor retired//
smokemore than a liar with his pants on fire//
so don be afraid to fire it up//
cuz i smoke even more than glider does//
put smoke in the air like a chimney//
i like smokin trees when the cold air is crispy//
cuz thats the weather when clouds are thickest//
and i smoke more weed than genies grant wishes//
feel free to call me to cop the green//
cuz i blow smoke like a fog machine//
ill give u the fire to make ur throat hurt//
cuz me and mine smoke like the incense in church//

I start to feel the need when im handed a dub//
i smoke more weed than canada does//
if its some bomb shit then i cant get enough//
shut up b itch and hand me the blunt//
if your feelin down i got the remedy yo//
smoke more than the kids on that seventies show//
you never gotta worry bout my location//
I'm already sittin in rotation//
like i set the club on fire i blaze the joint//
i always got dank thats case and point//
and right now im high as a kite//
am i tryna burn thats motherfuckin right//
i think im a weed adict in denial//
got more people lit than the salem with trials//
theres folks out there who might think its a joke//
it dont mean im bullshittin when I say im blowin smoke//

Chorus:

Aint nobody smokes like me//
I smoke weed til my eyes cant see//
everythin i own smells like weed//
Armanicode and Trees

(Thanks to Zack for these lyrics)