Текст: South Park. Kyles Mom Is A Bitch.

Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.

Kyle: Shut up Carman!

Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-



Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!



Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL



Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!



cartman: WEEELLLLLL



Kyle: I'm warning you!



Cartman: Ok ok



Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-



Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls



Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!



Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!






Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!



Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this



(chinese kids)

(french kids)

(dutch kids)

(african kids)



Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch



(crowd:gasp)



Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch



Stan: Uhh Cartman



Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle's mom

She's a big fat stinky bitch!

Big old fat fucking bitch!

Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!