Текст: Tenacious D. Drive-thru.

Starring:
JB-(Jack Black)
KG
W-(Worker)
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JB- Kage
KG- yea?
JB- Lets go to the Drive Thru
KG- oh good i'm starvin
KG,JB-*vvvvvvlllll-zrrrrr (car noises)*
W- may i help you, this is Erl
JB- yea uhm..
W- hello?
JB- uhm..
W- can i have your order?
JB- yea.... hold on a second i'm looking at the menu..
W- Ok
JB- uuuhh--
W- (interrupts)---would you like special curley fries??
JB- please, don-don't offer me anything..... I'll tell YOU what I want...
W- Ok
JB- uhm.. ok.. ya know how you got the 6 peice nuggets?
W- 6 piece chicken nuggets?
JB- just uh.. can you give me just 4 nuggets? i-i'm trying ta-
W- (Interrupts) they come in 6 or 12 peice...
JB- SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER! take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away.. i'm just wanting the 4 nugget, thing.. i'm trying to watch my, calorie intake...
W- (interrupts) they come in 6 or 12 peice nuggets....
JB- PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS, AND GIVE ME 4 chicken McNuggets!!!
W- ok... 4 peice chicken nuggets... would you like--
JB- (interrupts) then uhm... cani have a Jr Western Bacon Chee... A JUNIOR, wester bacon Chee.. i'm tryin to watch my figure...
W- western bacon cheese burger..
JB- A JUNIOR western bacon Chee...
W- would you like that with onions?
JB- no onions....
W- ok
JB- uhm--
W- Jr bacon cheese, 4 peice chicken nugget..
JB- and i'm gonna go with, uh... a fullet of fish sandwich.. since that has less calories.. cause it's fish..
W- Fullet of fish...
JB- Ya know.. If you could take a coca-cola.. and just go half coca-cola and half Diet Coke.. cause i'm tryin to watch my figure... Gotta lose some of the weight..
W- you want it half, coca-cola, half die--
JB- And a SMALL.. a SMALL chocolate shake.. cause i'm trying to watch my figure... notta large, a small..
W- they come in medium small, or medium large.... Small Chocolate Shake
JB- Also a small seasoned Curleys... a small seasoned Curleys...
W- ok a small seasoned curleys.. wha---
JB- Ok uhm... ffffffffffffffff-uck my ass what else? give me uh.. aright Cherries Jubalee, and thats it..
W- cherries Jubalee...
JB- wha- kage.. whadda you want?
KG- uh... jeez.. lemmee have a uhm.. i think iwant the regular uh.. western bacon cheese burger, large shake... uh, seasoned curle----
JB- (interrupts) OH GOD!!! GDAA-G- COME ONE WITH THE ORDER! TAKE FOREVER!!
KG- gta.. ok thats it thats all i want.. thats all i want...
JB- GoOd..... Ho wmuch is that Sur?
W- that'll be uuhh.. 14.75, at the window please.. please drive up..
JB- do you have any money??
KG- oh sheez... uhm... boo... oh god.... yea i got...yes.. i got like..
JB- Give it ta me...
KG- uh here...
JB- mmmkay... we only have ah... alright.. (yells) We're gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order...
W- ok.. uh.. ca-
KG- thank you.. lets go..

**Car noises-(vrrrrrrzzzllllllllllll)**