Текст: Tenacious D. Jesus Ranch.

[young woman, spoken] Want more tomatoes?
[Jack, spoken] I do believe so, yes.
[KG] (groans)
[Jack, spoken] Life on the road, Kage. Life on the road
[Cult Leader, spoken] Hey guys! I got that, uh, wiper fluid for you.

[sung]
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch,
Jesus Ranch.
He was harvesting a big tomato...
It was in the sand, Alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods -
And it's nice outside.
Smells of shit -
Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo.
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I...
Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly.
And I fly, fly.
It was a big day on Jesus Ra-aaa-aaa-aaanch Jesus Ranch,
Jesus...
I fell in love with a baked potato!
That's when I started to dance, yeah!
In France.
I'm taking a walk in the woods - fuck it!
It's nice, very very nice!
Smells of shit -
Glig-a... Ah-Flin-Gliggy-giggy-goo-goo-gweilgo.
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I...
Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!
And I fly, fly...
Fa-la-la-la-ly Ly Ly!
And I fly, I'm g...o...n...e.

Ah-glig-a-goo-gla-goo-gla-rik-ik-ikidy-doo
Rrr-ga-gung... Glu-ga-gl-glu-ga...
YEAH!