Текст: They Might Be Elders. You Could Be A Mormon.

[Parody of Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend]

Hey! Hey! You! You!
You don?t like religion,
No Way! No Way!
I think you need the right one,
Hey! Hey! You could!
You could be a Mormon

Hey! Hey! You! You!
You need a revelation,
Yes! Yes! It will!
Will help with your salvation.
Hey! Hey! You should
Receive some inspiration

We?ve got a book, Please take a look about our history
The stick of Judah, Stick of Ephraim, and the D&C.
I think you?re gonna wanna read it time again and again

People Yearning for the truth and so we?re preaching
Door to door ,so we can preach about the teachings
I can tell you that the spirit testifies that it?s true.

Families can be together,
In the Temple sealed forever,
Being Mormon life is better now,
That?s why the spirit tells your heart it?s true.

(Chorus)

You can see the way repentance is now in your heart,
You went to church and then got baptized what a great new start,
I know you love to bear your testimony Sunday at ten.

Word of Wisdom, Chewing Gum and now you drink Root beer,
Better yet, I think a callings what you wanna hear.
It?s 10 am, It?s time to start the meeting, let?s all begin.

You should love another,
Fellow man like a brother
It?ll never be a bother now
That?s what the spirit tells your heart and soul.

(Chorus)

In a second you?ll be feeling strong the spirit,
Cause He can, cause He will make you feel it,
Love another should be inside your own head.
In the Temple, we do baptisms for the dead.

In a second you?ll be feeling strong the spirit,
Cause He can, cause He will make you feel it,
Love another should be inside your own head.
In the Temple, we do baptisms for the dead.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
You don?t like religion,
No Way! No Way!
I think you need the right one,
Hey! Hey! You could!
You could be a Mormon!

(Yes Way! Yes Way!)

(Chorus x3)

Yes Way! Hey! Hey!

(Thanks to Warky for these lyrics)