Текст: Robbie Williams. Reality Killed the Video Star. Deceptacon.

Microwave yourself today, save you for a rainy day
Hello Deceptacon, this will not be going away

From all of us there to all over here
We wish you all of the best all of the year
She said, well, he's never been quite right
And I know we'll be stepping on eggshells tonight

And all over Britain, we wait for permission
To form another queue
We stand in position though somebody's missing
And that somebody's you but what can I do?

I love you but I don't like you right now, was all she had to say
Hello Deceptacon, I will not be going away

From all of us here to all over there
We wish you all of the best all of the year
She said, only you can make it right
But I've stopped stepping on eggshells tonight

And all over Britain, we wait for permission
To form another queue
We stand in position, though somebody's missin'
And that somebody's you but what can I do?

Send my best to all concerned
I know I've been a gracious host
Goodbye Deceptacon

Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
And what are you to me?

What can I do for you?
What can you do for me?

Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
And what are you to me?