You should stay away from roses And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts Keep distant from romantic notions Cause that's where love most often starts
I'll take you to the picture show and babe I'll hold your hand I'll sit up in your parlor, let you cool me with your fan I'll listen to your troubles
When I was young my father said "Son, I have something to say" And what he told me, I'll never forget Until my dyin' day He said, "Son, you are a bachelor
Hey wait, please wait Don't rush off, you won't be late Wait, yes, he'll wait The engine's running at the gate Don't believe what you've heard 'Faithful
He's a serious mister Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm With monopoly money We'll be buying the funny farm So I'll do flips, And get paid in chips
Intro: He's the bachelor of hearts Don't even start He's got a degree in being a single man and breaking hearts is his only plan He's out everyday
So, the boys got together and formed a band Fate played the straight man And since then they've never looked back You, lads, welcome to the Club B I'
When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say," and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor
I try to be nice and take care of my appearances Keep outta trouble and trifle interferences The bachelor of science I run my own company Somebody call
You stay the night at his house With no ride to work And I'm the one who tells you He's another jerk But you're the one who can succeed You've only got
Now that I've met you Would you object to Never seeing each other again Cause I can't afford to Climb aboard you No one's got that much ego to spend
At least you know you were taken by a pro I know just how you feel She talked a perfect game deflectin' all the blame You took the jack and changed the
Once upon a time is how it always goes But I'll make it brief What was started out with such excitement Now I'd gladly end with relief In what now
As we were speakin' of the devil You walked right in Wearin' hubris like a medal You revel in But it's me at whom you'll level Your javelin Wasn't that
Oh, susan, you were clued in You knew just how this thing would go A prognosis that was hopeless From the very first domino I guess I see it all in hindsight
Let's assume you were right And play the game of charm and strange And satellite And when we've all had our fun Deflate the stars And put away the sun
So maybe I wasn't That good a friend But you were one of us And I will wonder Just like anyone If there was something Else I could've done So maybe
They're all still on their honeymoon Just read the dialogue balloon Everyone loves you-- Why should they not? And I'm the only one who knows That disneyland