Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels When he came across
A mason jar full of shine, a CD of Leann Rhimes Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight Now here I stand with my petunias in hand And you've got
(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me, Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly
The kids screaming, phone ringing Dog barking at the mailman bringing That stack of bills overdue Good morning baby, how are you? Got a half hour, quick
"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches" "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub" "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days But now there is a few things
I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I can't imagine how your mouth must taste Forgive me if I turn away The slightest
She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars A quart of sweet tea, and fried pork skins Can't get enough, eat still she's stuffed Goes to the bathroom, then
(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Judd/Robb Royer) Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get a can of skoal. Well, I went down to the Grundy county auction
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn'
Oh gosh, here we go again A fella can't get no rest around this joint Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a
Late night broadcast The TV looks at me with its blue eyes No matter how often I change the channel I can't escape that gaze No matter how many times
Put you to bed, bed, bed Put you to bed, bed, bed Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like Alright, okay, tonight you're having me your
The cloaked loyalists launch a raid To stem the tides of the uncontrollable plagues The righteous and holy, detest our objectives The guillotine's blade
Nada, Franchise Nada, Shot Callaz Yea, Sporty Thievez Nada A pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by My rimmed up blue red loose Spark wit five Her feet hurt
DJ Please, pick up your phone I'm on the request line (Bizarre) This is a Bizarre remix This ain't Missy Elliot mothafucka (gheh-gheh-gheh) This is stankin
Zone 4 Get money New money Rich Boy sellin' crack broke niggaz wanna jack Shit tight, no slack just bought a Cadillac Throw some D's on that bitch Just
oh ho haha ho ho haha ho ho ho he came into this world as a muppet look into these eyes, you'll see that they are googley big bird in his nest and oscar
ALL AROUND MY HAT (Parody) All around my hat I will wear a green ribbon And all around my hat for a twelve-month and a day And if anyone