I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies Old peoples' skin sags because
I was doing a show recently on the border of, uh, Hannah Montana and South Dakota Fanning And after the show After the show, a guy came up to me And said, "Bo
When I say "hey," You say "hoe!" Hey (hoe!) Hey (hoe!) That's basically how Hitler rose to power My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, But you know, they
My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat I say, isn't that ironic? I
High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin on beer I like soda, wheres the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I
One two three four People think I'm tall You probably do too Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe And a 16 shoe As tall as a tree But as wide as a twig
were gay, though I swear I'm straight, I'd make them fellas say Oooh Bo Oh Bo-o, ooh Bo, Bo A-a-Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo You think that you can handle
men and women men are like vows, cause they are easily broken women are like cows, cause they both have vagina's men are like muzzles ya, cause they will
Art is dead, art is dead Art is dead, art is dead Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have
So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive. What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy,
All the seats at the Sunday masses filled with the masses mass of asses, classes pass fast as molasses, ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit
Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. Umm, alright. Lets get right to it Who wants to start us off? How about you
Before Youtube I walked through life... And now I frolic. Youtube's been like a farther to me, except you Youtube's not an Al-coholic Before Youtube I
My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on, It's also a little bit gay and
Bo's a feminist so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em take off your bras and burn em, or you can let Bo Burnham burn em.
What's that? My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh,
I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow your mind. The parents be snickerin "Te shouldnt have written it" But I'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. chorus: My name is Bo
High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin? on beer I like soda, where?s the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda
