Santa, can you hear me ? I really hope your on your way With Something special for me in your sleigh Ooh please make my wish come true Santa, can you hear
night long Just to hear my favorite song You'd have to wait but you could hear it on the AM radio Yeah, you could hear the music on the AM radio I
it ain't even funny, i ain't even hungry, it ain't even money you can't pay me enough for you to play me it's cockamanie you just ain't zany enough to
me in jail hell they can't wait to take me, wanna hog tie me and take my bar, take me off around Christmas cracker don't make me run If you know the moral
you're in love with me Is the greatest gift of all Just before I go to sleep I hear a church bell ring 'Merry Christmas Everyone' Is the song it sings
The mistletoes let out a sigh They're telling you, you must not cry So Join with me in this Christmas song And you'll feel good if you can
The mistletoes let out a sigh They're telling you, you must not cry So Join with me in this Christmas song And you'll feel good if you can sing along
Just to hear my favorite song You'd have to wait but you could hear it on the AM radio Yeah, you could hear the music on a AM radio I can still hear Mama
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water
I'd tell you everything that I knew And give it to you every time you need a talking to But what would that do? Teach you my guidelines So you can be
Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. My friends wont let me join in any games. And I cant sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or
me hanging out naked, they love you Tom Tom: They love me so fuck everybody else Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, yea we hate you
you licked It can't get you crazy no matter how many Times you might get kicked You need something special all right You need something special to give you
. Santa, can you hear me ? I really that hope you're on your way, with Something special for me in your sleigh. Ooh please make my wish come true Santa, can
't no ordinary holiday... (Ordinary holiday, oh yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout) This ain't no ordinary holiday... (Oh, can you hear me say Christmas? Christmas
really scared So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin me, you gotta be
Christmas to me When Santa Claus slips over the border It'll sound a little different when he sings 'Cause he'll hear those twin fiddle's playin' Christmas songs
