Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit Terry never goes out, he's a hermit A lonely lonely dude Terry won't answer the phone or the door & we don't see Terry
Out in the courtyard, cold & it's so hard Now Betty's crying, she wants to die Coz it's over, die, but she... Knows that her grieving, it's not achieving
Alfie, can see Johnny and Freddie outside the Bronx and he, will be happy with this memory CHORUS: And it's all echoes, where Alfie goes the Bronx is
May I always listen to The anniversary waltz with you Is this just a dream come true? An anniversary wish for you May this be the answer To all future
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain To see for certain, what I thought I knew Far, far away, someone was weeping But the world was sleeping, any dream
Kick his head, smash his face & do a bunk with his brief case Shoplifting for a lark, walk on the grass in the park In the restaurant loads o' nosh, stuff
When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say," and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor
Just like we had ffffeared, the mates we had have all dissapeared Nicky, Flip, Paul, Fat Bob and Ted, they all done a bunk & all got wed OUT WITH THE
When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who
Was it something that I spilt on my new continental quilt or what? Could it have been a bad dream that creptin bed & made me scream or what? What attracted
T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut Drooping down on top of his gut She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split twas this the end
He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess While he's at work, she's an adulteress [Guitar Bit] She's a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac
You tell me, I'm not good enough for you What can I do? Shiddle iddle ay, shiddle iddle oh I got so sick, I told a vicar her dad I must be mad Shiddle
Good morning Britain..... Nobody can believe what the sun's gonna be..... A married chap.... been having it off with Annie now Annie's feeling crap..
Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl She was always happy But now it's crap for her she's met Keith Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl She thinks Keith is good But
Well it's one for the money, two for the show Three to get ready, let's go, cat go, let go Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, oh yes You can do anything
You got me outa my head coz I'm not h, h, h, hunky you're driving me insane coz I'm not f, f, funky well it's a bare faced cheek calling me a skinny freak
I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you Nick
