it goes I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand
Hi, my name is, my name is (What? Who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi, my name is, my name is (Huh? What?) My name is Slim Shady Ahem, excuse me Can I have
kids? Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will) Don't even listen to Slim yo
Life by Marshall Mathers What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down And every time you think you gotten past
home, they say the ghosts of bad and evil still live In that tavern and on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da
off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other kids said Eminem
Baby, your da-da loves you And I'ma always be here for you no matter what happens You're all I got in this world I would never give you up for nothin'
Connecticut?) Yea you wanna get a (I don't know nobody in Connecticut) You wanna get a hotel room with me? (A hotel room?) Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem
your friend when you need a mini thin, Slim Shady I'm Shady I told you I was Shady, yo, y'all didn't wanna believe me I'm Shady and that's my name
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault I
Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me Mic check one two, we recordin'? I'm cancerous, so when I
scream but you sad enough to tear There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful and shady
world in my palm Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady
Scalpel Here Sponge Here Wait, he's convulsing, he's convulsing We're gonna have to shock him Oh my, oh my God We're gonna have to shock him Oh my God
of a sellout crowd And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm sorry But Eminem this is your record release
freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols But I form like Voltron And blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady, Eminem
it goes 1- I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
