No-one cares What you think No-one cares If you live till you're 83 or if you Get attacked by a giant piece of ham But i don't want to get beat up By
haunted sandwich And it's scarier than I've ever seen before This is a haunted sandwich And it's lying on my kitchen floor I chucked the sandwich with
Oh, the tree in my garden fell down Lamppost hit me Attacked by a kitty Oh, they released the hounds Door fell on me Lost my teddy My luck is fading
She fell to the ground Didn't make a sound To the hospital I felt horrible Could have saved her Stopped the shooter I'm a wiseguy Couldn't stop her die
I had a cuddly toy His name was Roy I got him on Christmas day We played and played and played One time i was looking for him My mama chucked him in
On a dark and dusty road With nowhere to go And i forgot my shoes at home Oh no My clothes are on the kitchen door By now they're probably on the floor
I'm hanging out On the street now In the park now In the playground It's annoying Doin nothing Not even coughing It's really boring But that's where
Dreamt of you all my life But you'll never be my wife You'll never notice me To you I'm nobody If you just gave me a chance To take you to the dance
