And everyone should get along Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce Our new substitute teacher for the day His name is
Whatever Dre just let it run, aye yo, turn the beat up a lil' bit Aye yo this song if for anyone, fuck it Shut up and listen aye yo I sit back with the
(I never knew I) (I never knew I) Mic check, one two (I never knew I) Who woulda knew? (I never knew I) Who'da known? (I never knew I) Fuck, what a story
Aww look at daddy's baby girl, that's daddy baby Little sleepy head, yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you, how did you get so big
You know I just don't get it, last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck
Under the influence Under the influence I fell in love When I first spot you among the crowd Your eyes met mine And that's when the moon started spinning
Hey, it's me, Versace Whops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin' the mail Get it? Checkin' the 'male'? How many records you expectin' to sell After your second LP
When I was just a little baby boy My Mama used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my Daddy was an evil man She used to tell me he hated
Yeah, woo, shit Aight Guess what? I ain't coming in yet I'll come in a minute Aye yo, this is my love song It goes like this Back when Mark Walhberg
Hi, my name is, my name is (What? Who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi, my name is, my name is (Huh? What?) My name is Slim Shady Ahem, excuse me Can I have
{Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old Fed up with life and the way things are going He decides to rob a liquor store But on his way in, he has a sudden
You know I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the
Life by Marshall Mathers What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down And every time you think you gotten past
I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town
(I don't know why this) Yes man, as the world turns (World keeps turning round and round) We all experience things in life (But I wish it would stop
Baby, your da-da loves you And I'ma always be here for you no matter what happens You're all I got in this world I would never give you up for nothin'
{Call this mother fucker Ohh fuck yeah Give 'em a piece of my mind A piece of my ass (Thanks for waiting) (Sir, may I help you?) Ohh thank you I need
Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl Gave you all the finger and told you to sit