Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne,
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me Come cowe me Minne come cowe me The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum & they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me
Well I want che to know that I wanted too A superliminial attitude Is what I cowp whe I got you Well I feel like a geek when I'm on stage An' everybody says McKenzie
off to the harbour, under drungeon in the morning i've got a press gang looking after me. i'll awaken sometime on the morrow. by then we'll be a
And if you want to find 'em, you kin find 'em in the pub Early in the morning into the dead of night They're closin' down the bar and screamin' about
We were schooner rigged and rakish with a long and lissome hull And we flew the pretty colors of the crossbones and the skull Wed a big black Jolly
go on get lost & join a punkrock band quit your school, give up your job and live in a stinky van they won't let you take it easy you don't wanna
up over the hills lads, there's nothing to fear there's a pub they say across the way with whisky and beer it's a lengthy journey on the way up
I've just come back from the Isle of Skye Im no very big and I'm awful shy And the lassies shout when I go by "Donald where's yer troosers" A lassie
talking 'bout a girl with long green hair commin' up down from oklahom-a we told her to run but instead she stayed she's lookin' so good and she
She's got a hunt punt cuddie! It's not a cuddy puddy; it's a cuddie puddie hunt Auld Mrs. Hunt had a hunt punt cuddie Not a cuddy puddy, but a cuddie
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could
you make me feel like my first hangover you're touchin' me like the very worst time an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain and i've learned my lesson
By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes, Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond Where me and my true love were ever wont to gae, On the bonnie
i will go back to my homeland to the land where i long to be i will go back now to my homeland to the land that's now a calling me [Chorus:] it
Are you oneside awright gonna turn the tide We're shippin' out for the mainland Gotta passion the waves are splashin' A landlubber from the mainland
Do I remember not so many years ago Me & the young McKenzies skulkin' at the whisky store Just wee nippers (sippers) much too young to buy a dram We
